Social media is a wonderful place. It’s the place where people brag and/or complain about their kids, announce pregnancies and births, name of their baby, and pretty-much anything baby related. While it’s all cute and nice, at times it becomes annoying. At that time, some people react and they do it in a hilarious way. Check out this collection of funny tweets about babies that will make your day!
1.The tweet about people celebrating their baby’s every single day on this earth. While it certainly is a joy, maybe stop posting about every monthly anniversary.
oh your son is 73 months old that's cool i literally i have no idea if he's five or forty two
— raspberry beignet (@jdelwoo) June 20, 2012
2. That tweet about naming your baby. You know it’s true! No names of the people we hate.
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 5, 2014
3. Baby names like Beautiful Sunshine, Rambo, or some fruit will get you funny tweets.
LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name
ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) December 4, 2014
I still don't get the concept of buying a book of baby names, coz the phone books free!
— Darling Nikki (@Bluemoonbaby77) April 19, 2016
The year is 2026. The most popular baby names are Coachella and Meme. No one can truly say what's ironic and what has simply become reality.
— Kate Zasowski (@k8zasowski) April 19, 2016
We chose unpopular baby names because we could tell our kids were going to be unpopular.
— Grey Griffin (@GreyDeLisle) April 13, 2016
Sometimes you just can’t decide so you plan on having a lot of kids.
and like 7398 kids so I can use all my baby names https://t.co/6RUCq0gI1D
— cam (@cammy_raee) April 11, 2016
4. Some people just can’t deal with a crying baby. So they take their frustration to Twitter.
Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed.
Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 5, 2015
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
5. Baby photos! Your friends keep posting them, showing them to you, waiting for you to praise their kid while you’re there all like:
Friend: [showing baby photos]
Me: Ah yes, very baby
— moody monday (@mdob11) August 15, 2015
Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 4, 2014
6. The definition of a baby.
science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 17, 2012
7. The sweet perspective of growing up.
*picks up crying baby* it's fine buddy when u grow up you will learn how to do this on the inside
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 11, 2015
8. What are you doing with your life?
People my age are making babies and I can't even make a salad
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) May 7, 2015
9. Babies don’t have it all that easy.
I slept like a baby!
No. Not lucky.
*slowly turns towards you*
I shit my pants and cried most of the night
— Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) January 11, 2015
10. This tweet.
[baby's first words]
baby: d-d-d-dONALD TRUMP 2016
— studious emma (@ermahgarton) August 14, 2015